< link rel="apple-touch-icon"type ="image/png"href ="https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/c_fill,f_auto,fl_progressive,g_center,h_200,q_80,w_200/aqhdzcldymb9mkltfhxh.png">< link rel ="preload"href=" https://f.kinja-static.com/assets/fonts/proxima/proxima_nova_cond_sbold-webfont.woff2?08252015 "as="font style" type=" font/woff2 "crossorigin > < body class="jalopnik blog-group-jalopnik blog-recirc-group-fmgNonSatire permalink en-US f_ad_after_first_in_featured_permalinks_on f_ad_lightning_tag_on f_ad_refresh_enabled_on […]